《手气不好的幽默句子》
句子星球 一句顶一万句网小编为大家整理的手气不好的幽默句子句子如下，如果喜欢请多多宣传哦。
1、像我们这种原始生物，或者似乎只有一个目的，那就是争取时间。时间的不足让永恒延续成为我们体内每个细胞的唯一目标。为达这个目标，那些构筑小至蚯蚓大至人类的细胞，只有两个选择。永生或繁衍。
2、我会一直陪你到最后的，哥们儿。
3、-Things have been so lonely since my wife, Debbie, passed on. It's like my heart is a tooth, and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children.
4、When I was a kid.Whenever I'd feel small or lonely I'd look up at the stars.Wondered if there was life up there.Turns out I was looking in the wrong direction.When alien life entered our world.It was from deep beneath the Pacific ocean.A fissure between two tectonic plates.A portal between dimensions.The breach.
5、I’m sorry, I really have no choice.
6、小姑娘，你要是不想被劫色的话，就乖乖的把钱交出来，要不然的话，看见没有，翠儿哥哥可是很变态的呦!
7、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.
8、凯撒喜欢人类，更甚于喜欢猩猩!
9、I sent the greatest soldier in historyto make sure that didn’t happen.
10、你再也不会显得平庸!
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